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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:35
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Jim Cramer: Why Wall Street is actually going higher after the U.S. bombed Iran - CNBC
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Opal Suchata Chuangsri from Thailand crowned Miss World 2025 - CNN
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..